Subject: Should I use my old can opener (which I call the Evil Can Opener of Doom) that has already cut my thumb open in order to cook something or just eat chips?
Me: Should I face the evil can opener of doom to make some dinner or just go for chips?
T: What decides the dinner will be what lies within the can...... is it more worthy than chips? does it cry out to your stomach like wailing dragons?
Yes it does, but the ECOD has already drawn blood
do you have a helmet?
I do not
hmmm... well you might need to decide whether your life is worth the food in the accursed steel vessel.
or eat chips the food of cowards (not that anyone will think less of you)
I must be brave then, I do no want to be a coward.
well you still need to choose your battles wisely though.
Chips today may yet give you victory over the can opener you might even bring the helmet next time
it may but it will not satisfy me, and the imps need me need the sustenance before they become orges
Than steele thyself and prepared to face death valiant lady. Keep a cool head through! we wouldnt want you to die because of a slip-up a well-earned death is best
What makes you so sure I will die from the ECOD? I plan to reign victorious over this battle and claim my reward! but I will take your advice good sir. a cool head will serve me better than recklessness
That is all I ask milady
then wish me well for I am off to battle
a lonely battle against a formidable foe. Go young Stephenie Weave Thy Destiny!
an ally has arrived, this battle has not been lost
is he trustworthy?
I would say so, he shows no fear to the enemy and has beaten most of its forces already
but will he yield you the prize?
I assume so. after he has taken his portion of it
so he demands a portion of the spoils. I suppose it is only proper. I think it will cost you a few orges though
no the orges have a deal with him, they will not bother me
I thought the imps were your allies and you wanted them to become orges
no, the imps are free and mischievous creatures that like to annoy but mean no harm, they turn to orges when not fed and try to cause ruin everywhere they go
I see now. thanks for clearing that up for me I'll remember to always keep my imps well fed then.
do so. orges are known to tear kingdoms apart in a fortnight
one time they got into my castle and knocked down my walls
oh you sorrowful soul, how did you survive?
didnt
so whom am I talking? a friendly ghost? even if this span of 31 days brings them from the grave I find that hard to trust.
it was a board game
I was in character :p
Sorry I must be an orge....
'cause I broke the 4th wall!!! ooooooooooohhhh!
and that is where I will leave it for today thanks for reading
