True stories

these stories are just short memories of my childhood that is often remembered by my entire family so I am often teased about it, hope you like them

Horshee's, Horses

When I was 6 years old I spoke with a lisp, my mother didn't want me to be picked on so she immediately decided to help me with my pronunciation. When I said "My name ish Shteffyi" she would say "Is Stephi" and I would then be forced to practice that one line over and over again until I got it right. so one day I was riding in the car with my family and we passed by a horse farm. Me being the animal lover I am I shouted "look! Horshees!" and of course my mom corrected me "Horses"
"Horshees"
"Horses"
"horshees"
"horses" and this continued on for almost 10 mins and I had finally had enough I was annoyed and wanted to be done with it so I shouted as angrily as I could "OR YOU COULD JUST CALL THEM PONY"

Oh brother!

My brother and I have a very close relationship...... most the time but when I am mad I am not someone to mess with. At 7 years old I had I horse collection that I love and my younger brother wanted to play with them. he took one of my plastic ones and decided to play "throw the horsey down the stairs" I heard a sharp crack and ran to look and found my horse at the bottom of the stairs with its legs broken, and my brother smiling next to me I was so angry that I decided to teach him a lesson, he threw my horse down the stairs, I push him down the stairs! and that is just what I did....later I was grounded for 3 months but I got revenge for my horsey!

how to old school tetris

My family loves old school tetris: here are some rules that will help you get better
#1: DONT ANGER THE TETRIS GODS! the tetris gods decides what the next piece will be and control the mistakes you make to screw you in the worse way. When you believe yourself to be better then them, they will never send the pieces you need! they will mess up all the places you want to put the piece and make your opponent send you lines galore.
#2: Just ignore the problem and it will go away. ignore the problem and some how it fixes itself. pretend that you did your mistake on purpose and work around it but dont offend the tetris gods.
#3:BUILD A TOWER! if you dont know where the piece goes build a tower with it. thats all I can say use the piece to build a tower until you can fix the problem.
#4: your tetris choices reflect your life choices make good choices and it will all be good. make good choices and take your time dont rush it.
and #5: if you mess up, make it pretty. if you mess it up take it in stride and build around it. maybe build a tower and pray yo havent upset the tetris gods.

have fun!

VOIDIS my new story

Prolouge

Lighting strike the ground and fire started flying around, a lone wolf stood in the clearing his mouth dripping with foam. He tilted his head back and let out a roar into the air. All the animals had either already fled or were killed by this dark and terrifying wolf. Thunder rumbled as he sniffed the air another wolf had entered his territory. Stalking off he turned to follow the scent of new prey. Bumping into tree and into ditches along the way.

Soon he found the source of the scent a small she-wolf who was barely able to walk, she was cut off by the fire and a tree had smashed her back leg, she was a young she-wolf still a pup but the dark wolf didnt care. Blood. Blood was right there it was calling to him, he swiftly attacked the pup and ripped her to shreds and soon he was done with his awful hunt. He needed more, more blood! He turned and sniffed again, there another scent! He was lucky, two today. Something about this scent seemed familiar but it didnt matter it was another prey that was going to be hunted and killed.

He found this one a lot quicker then the first but that was because the prey was searching for him too. “what are you doing, Dis?” Voi, the other wolf yelled. Dis only growled and nashed his teeth, this prey was too loud, too LOUD!

Voi tried to speak only to be cut off by Dis jumping at his throat, at that point Voi realised Dis was too far gone to be saved. Without waiting for the ill wolf to recover Voi leaped at his back and sunk his teeth into Dis' throat, Dis bucked and managed to get Voi off him, he was bleeding heavily but that did not register in his clouded brain, must kill, must kill, MUST KILL! Dis leaped again and managed to scratch Voi's belly. They both had barely landed when they both turned and slashed out each other's throat. Dis' body began to convulse with his will to live fading and soon he died. Voi lay and watched and soon he died as well.

1000 years later.

A young she-wolf was in the middle of severe stomach cramps her name, Night-Shine. She had been having these cramps for hours and the medicine wolf had already been called. She had just arrived when another cramp hit. The other wolf looked her over, it was impossible Night-Shine was a barren she-wolf she couldn't be pregnant. Or to put it correctly she couldnt be in labor. But she was, quickly Treck-herb set to work

“push Night-shine” soon the first head was out and a beautiful baby girl was born. Sadly she only lasted a few minutes she didnt breath. Another cramp hit and 5 more babies came out 3 boys and two more girls sadly every single one was dead. Night-shine mourned her loss this was her only chance to have children, and because of her barreness she thought she would never have them, now when she finally has a chance they are all dead. Before she could process this one last cramp happened, it was the worst one she had felt yet, she howled loud enough to summon Trek-herb who had just left her cave.

“one more? Night-shine you need to push, forget the pain! Just push”

Night-shine howled one more time and pushed even though her body felt like it was being ripped apart. At last after a little silver and black head popped out and cried. He was alive!

“he's alive!” Night-shine said as she pushed her smallest pup, the runt closer to her to get some milk.

“amazing” came a booming voice from outside. The pack leader walked in and looked over the little thing barely any bigger then his paw.

“As pack leader it is my job to name all new pups. Your brothers and sisters must have protected you from your mothers unfortunate condition. For their sacrifice they shall have names even though they are no longer of this earth. Their names shall be for the girls Alma, Kora, and Mora, for the boys Soro, Erza, Joya and the survivor is Voi.” A silence fell over the den Voi... the savior of the forest? Why? Voi sighed and nuzzled closer to his mother and fell alseep.