these stories are just short memories of my childhood that is often remembered by my entire family so I am often teased about it, hope you like them
Horshee's, Horses
When I was 6 years old I spoke with a lisp, my mother didn't want me to be picked on so she immediately decided to help me with my pronunciation. When I said "My name ish Shteffyi" she would say "Is Stephi" and I would then be forced to practice that one line over and over again until I got it right. so one day I was riding in the car with my family and we passed by a horse farm. Me being the animal lover I am I shouted "look! Horshees!" and of course my mom corrected me "Horses"
"Horshees"
"Horses"
"horshees"
"horses" and this continued on for almost 10 mins and I had finally had enough I was annoyed and wanted to be done with it so I shouted as angrily as I could "OR YOU COULD JUST CALL THEM PONY"
Oh brother!
My brother and I have a very close relationship...... most the time but when I am mad I am not someone to mess with. At 7 years old I had I horse collection that I love and my younger brother wanted to play with them. he took one of my plastic ones and decided to play "throw the horsey down the stairs" I heard a sharp crack and ran to look and found my horse at the bottom of the stairs with its legs broken, and my brother smiling next to me I was so angry that I decided to teach him a lesson, he threw my horse down the stairs, I push him down the stairs! and that is just what I did....later I was grounded for 3 months but I got revenge for my horsey!
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
how to old school tetris
My family loves old school tetris: here are some rules that will help you get better
#1: DONT ANGER THE TETRIS GODS! the tetris gods decides what the next piece will be and control the mistakes you make to screw you in the worse way. When you believe yourself to be better then them, they will never send the pieces you need! they will mess up all the places you want to put the piece and make your opponent send you lines galore.
#2: Just ignore the problem and it will go away. ignore the problem and some how it fixes itself. pretend that you did your mistake on purpose and work around it but dont offend the tetris gods.
#3:BUILD A TOWER! if you dont know where the piece goes build a tower with it. thats all I can say use the piece to build a tower until you can fix the problem.
#4: your tetris choices reflect your life choices make good choices and it will all be good. make good choices and take your time dont rush it.
and #5: if you mess up, make it pretty. if you mess it up take it in stride and build around it. maybe build a tower and pray yo havent upset the tetris gods.
have fun!
#1: DONT ANGER THE TETRIS GODS! the tetris gods decides what the next piece will be and control the mistakes you make to screw you in the worse way. When you believe yourself to be better then them, they will never send the pieces you need! they will mess up all the places you want to put the piece and make your opponent send you lines galore.
#2: Just ignore the problem and it will go away. ignore the problem and some how it fixes itself. pretend that you did your mistake on purpose and work around it but dont offend the tetris gods.
#3:BUILD A TOWER! if you dont know where the piece goes build a tower with it. thats all I can say use the piece to build a tower until you can fix the problem.
#4: your tetris choices reflect your life choices make good choices and it will all be good. make good choices and take your time dont rush it.
and #5: if you mess up, make it pretty. if you mess it up take it in stride and build around it. maybe build a tower and pray yo havent upset the tetris gods.
have fun!
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