Dinner Texts with Friends pt1

Subject: Should I use my old can opener (which I call the Evil Can Opener of Doom) that has already cut my thumb open in order to cook something or just eat chips?

Me: Should I face the evil can opener of doom to make some dinner or just go for chips?

T: What decides the dinner will be what lies within the can...... is it more worthy than chips? does it cry out to your stomach like wailing dragons?

Yes it does, but the ECOD has already drawn blood

do you have a helmet?

I do not

hmmm... well you might need to decide whether your life is worth the food in the accursed steel vessel.
or eat chips the food of cowards (not that anyone will think less of you)

I must be brave then, I do no want to be a coward.

well you still need to choose your battles wisely though. 
Chips today may yet give you victory over the can opener you might even bring the helmet next time

it may but it will not satisfy me, and the imps need me need the sustenance before they become orges

Than steele thyself and prepared to face death valiant lady. Keep a cool head through! we wouldnt want you to die because of a slip-up a well-earned death is best

What makes you so sure I will die from the ECOD? I plan to reign victorious over this battle and claim my reward! but I will take your advice good sir. a cool head will serve me better than recklessness

That is all I ask milady

then wish me well for I am off to battle

a lonely battle against a formidable foe. Go young Stephenie Weave Thy Destiny!

an ally has arrived, this battle has not been lost

is he trustworthy?

I would say so, he shows no fear to the enemy and has beaten most of its forces already

but will he yield you the prize?

I assume so. after he has taken his portion of it

so he demands a portion of the spoils. I suppose it is only proper. I think it will cost you a few orges though

no the orges have a deal with him, they will not bother me

I thought the imps were your allies and you wanted them to become orges

no, the imps are free and mischievous creatures that like to annoy but mean no harm, they turn to orges when not fed and try to cause ruin everywhere they go

I see now. thanks for clearing that up for me I'll remember to always keep my imps well fed then.

do so. orges are known to tear kingdoms apart in a fortnight

 one time they got into my castle and knocked down my walls

oh you sorrowful soul, how did you survive?

didnt

so whom am I talking? a friendly ghost? even if this span of 31 days brings them from the grave I find that hard to trust.

it was a board game

I was in character :p

Sorry I must be an orge....
'cause I broke the 4th wall!!! ooooooooooohhhh!

and that is where I will leave it for today thanks for reading

To you:

This letter is to you,

The you I know.

To the one who always smile’s,

I fell in love with your frown's too.

To the one who always laugh’s,

I fell in love with your tears too.

You always put up a mask,

And build your walls too high.
but I broke down the walls,
and discovered you.

To the one who is surrounded by other’s,

who is really alone.
I found you, you're not alone anymore.

To the one who is fake,

I don’t like them.

But when you’re you,

I love you.